why i absolutely,positively HATE having younger brothers:

1.they're being complete PAIN IN THE ASSES all the time,24/7.

im starting 2 wonder if its their secret job.
mayybe someone pays them 2 irritate their sistuhhs.
if so,how much are they paid?
i'd like 2 get a secret job too.
except mine would be 2 murder myy bros.
hmm..wonder how much i could get paid 4 that...

2.they cry @ every single friggin' thing!

just now,my little-est bro,ethan,aka pain in the butt no.1,
was crying cos he wanted a sweet
& myy maid wouldnt let him have it cos of his sore throat.
then afterthat,he cried cos he wanted honey water,
& myy maid wus bz doing smth else.
obviously,he has lots of patience.
well done ethan.
u deserve an A*** 4 being the best irritater today.
can we have a round of applause 4 him??

3.they use inside info 2 blackmail u.

last time,myy little bro,bryan,aka pain in the butt no.2,
saw one emoticon wit the word fuck on it when i wus chatting wit nuraini.
& he found out that im still friends wit her.
except myy mom doesnt know.
so he uses that 2 blackmail me,& i have 2 oblige.
otherwise,myy friendship wit nuraini,myy bestie,will suffer.
u havent seen what myy mom can do.
nicee way 2 be popular wit myy friends,mom.
scaring away myy friends wit unfriendly-ness & unreasonable-ness.
smooth move.
u earn 10 points.

4.they're too small 2 understand sarcasm,& it flies WAY over their heads.

everytime i use sarcasm on them,they mistake it.
there wus once,when i called them 'suckers'.
then they freaked & complained 2 myy mom.
as usual.
then the polite elder sis got punished.one day ban from comp.
very nicee move bros.
getting ur sis into trouble.
trouble which U idiotic,moronic little creeps started.
& very original ideaa 4 punishment,mom.
extra 20 points 4 both the bros & the mom.

well,as much as i'd love 2 blogg more 'bout the mounting evils of having little bros,
i gtg.
but 4 the rest of u people out there who hate ur little bros,
i'll definetly post more when i can.
cos trust me,
theres aLOT more where that came from.
& 4 those who think im being mean,& stuffs,
u have obviously not met myy bros.
try living one day wit them.
but the next day if u run out of myy house screaming in fear,
dont blame me.
but u'll TOTALLY understand what i mean, when i say 'i hate myy bros'.
oh EWW. myy little-est bro/pain in the butt no.1/ethan/fatso just put his stinky foot on myy very purplish,precious,poor CHAIR.
eww.eww.& eww.
could this get any grosser?
i just told this 2 sabirahh & she said 'omg,air pollution.'
totally rightt sabirahh.
totally rightt.
okayy,im gonna go disinfect it,then scrub it wit dettol.
& spray the air with LOTS of perfume.
very much needed.
okayys people.i gotta go.
i'll try 2 post as much as i can if i can get hold of the desktop upstairs.
ooh!!just realised i got godiva chocs.
gonna go pig out.
anybody want some??
okayys,im going.
miss me,yeahh?;D