okayy . i like , just sent some crazy comments @ friendster .
the craziest one was the one i sent to aini .
cos she sent me one saying im gila & im a crapgirl . [ yay ! ]
so i played along & sent her one right back .
this is how it goes :

[ i collect crap & store them in myy magical crap box .
ive been collecting since i was a baby .
its a very interesting hobby y'know .
you can choose to keep them 4 yourself , or you can sell them .
i choose to keep cos im a very selfish person . (:
but i think im gonna sell them soon .
i hear craps are quite valuable on the market right now !
they also come in different colours .
myy fave are the purple , hot pink , turquoise ,lime green , & orange ones .
sometimes , they also come with sequins sewn on !
so theyy look all bright & shinyshiny .
sounds nicee rightt !
i can give some to you .
you want ? (: ]

hahahaa ! okayy , like , wth rightt .
i think im abit sot sot .
abit ?
okayy , no .
more like , alot .
alot sot sot .
hmmph ! terrible english , cheryl ! naughty girl !
okayy . like , whatever ,
told you im sot .
but , not myy fault okayy !
rainy days & boredom can do that to a person .
blame it on the weather .
i shall scold it . yay ! (:

you naughty weather !
go rain & rain .
then cheryl cannot go out & shes so bored & shes sot alreadyy !
you have to be heavily punished !
you will receive 10000000 strokes of the cane & will be jailed for 500 years .
that should show you what harm rain does to little children !

wtf . you see ?
see what the rain has done to me ?
okayy , some parts of it arent true .
like , just now i went out .
went to church . then went to singapore post . theres a coffeebean & tea leaf there .
drank peppermint iceblend .
yummy ... (:
afterthat went to this fashion .
their tastes in music really sucks .
all the ahlian / getai stuffs .
but the clothes were nicee .
was looking for a outfit for chinese new year .
mayybe its too early but , plan for the future right ?
anyhoos . found a white blouse with a black vest & black tie .
considering that one .
could pair it with skinny jeans .
woooooooo ~
but mummy say we're going to parkwayy parade to see the clothes there .
yay !
shopping rocks , yeahh .
& the other part which aint true is the part bout me being a little children .
im not !
im a mature young adult .
HAHAA .
who am i trying to kidd ?

im baaaaaaaaaaaack !!
okayy , ive been back a long time alreadyy .
but i didnt feel like blogging , so decided to abandon the blog 4 awhile .
sorry , ah , blog . ):
okayy .

anyway , LA & vegas was , like , totally awesome !
the shopping was the BEST .
but the stuffs in LA were kindaa expensive .
vegas was much better .
there were like , TONS of hotels there .
all really , really awesome .
we walked down sunset strip , & just took in all the beautiful sights .
pausing to do a little shopping , of course .
& theres this $10 shop .
where everything in there is sold for 10 bucks only .
like , omg !
cos down there , the stuffs were quite expensive-looking .
i bought sunglasses , & really cool bangles .
& oh , i love myy sunglasses . (:

there werent alot of rides in vegas tho .
there was only one , called the gondola ride .
its in this really posh hotel , called the venetian .
anywayys . its like , you can choose whether you want to ride inside the hotel or outside .
but the outside one was closed cos it was too cold .
yeahh , it was really cold .
so we rode inside .
[okayy , like , duhh .]
& it was really cool .
it was this long , italian boat , & the guy who rows it , sings any song you wanna hear !
& its not plain karaoke either .
its really more to opera style .
& the gondola rides along this sort of canal thingy .
like the ones you see in italy .
it was really really cool !

just beside the gondola ride , theres this HUGE ice-cream cafe that has all the types of ice-cream you could ever imagine !
i saw it first , then myy mouth was like , watering .
then myy mommy saw me looking & offered 2 buy !
yay me !
but i forgot which flavour i chose .
i think it was chocolate & fruit sorbet .
yuuuuuuuuuuummy .
oh , there was also a jimmy choo shop !
the shoes inside were like , DAMN cool , ey !
but also DAMN expensive .
like thousand bucks per pair .
*pfft !*
i'll leave it to the celebs to buy .
i mean , high heels are nice , but give me high-top sneakers anytime .

there was also a wax museum .
sound boring rightt ?
but it was really nicee !
the wax figures of celebs & all were like , so real !
its just like the madam tusauuds one in london .
but we saw that one alreadyy so we didnt really look .
i took a pic wit whoopie goldberg tho ! (:
her hair is soooooooo funky .
i like . ((:

so , thats basically what we did in vegas .
eat , shop , watch cable tv . (:
my kindaa lifee .
LA was more tiring .
we went to disneyland , baby !
yeahh , it was the awesomest place ever !
me & myy dad went on all the roller coasters ! funn !
bryan onlyy went on some , cos he scared he puke . which he kindaa did .
ethan & mummy were too chicken only !
mummy was too scared to go on idiana jones , but me , bryan & myy daddy went .
funn , ey !
not scary at all .
she said she went last time , by herself .
i guess she's still scared .
she said she's scared of heights , so i think she doesnt wanna go cos the idiana jones one suddenly jerked down .
woooooooh !

there were other nice rides too .
like the waterfall drop .
its like , you go up this steep , steep slope , then you suddenly splash right down ! 50 foot , ey !
THAT one was scary .
but cool .
i went on dumbo again .
hahaa .
it was still funn !
but not exciting at ALL .
& yay , i got a purple one !
hahaa .
immature , i know .
i made it a point to go on ALL the rides .
even the slow baby caterpillar one .
ethan wanted to , so i just follow lorh .
boring , but nicee la .

we also went to california adventure !
its rightt next to disney & was also damn funn .
the roller coasters there were much , much scarier .
there was this california screamin ' one which was like , so high .
i didnt dare go .
call me chicken , but id rather stay on the ground .
i think i kindaa prefer roller coasters in the dark .
sort of not as scary , cos you cant see how high it is .
there was also a performance by hsm .
not the real cast tho .
but the singers were pretty good !
especially the girl one .
her voice was strong & clear , & actually , better than gabriella 's !
too badd the boys looked nothing like troy or chad .
neither did the girls actually .

anyway . it was SO totally awesome .
we also bought some stuffs for the GEMZ & clara & charis .
so . the next day we went to universal studios , hollywood !
myy fave !
the tour was really really great !
there were all these special effects & stuffs .
we even got to see how things work backstage .
then the tram took us throught this plane-wreck thingyy , which i think they used in lost .
really really cool !
there were even seats & everything .
the tour guide told us that initially the plane 's tail even had numbers on it , but they had to paint it white cos if seen from afar , someone might actually think it was a real plane-wreck !

cool , cool & cool , huh ?
then we went around the mini-theme park there .
really cool too .
there was this jurassic park water ride , where you fall from a high place too , but this one was less steep .
& after that , we went to watch the 3D terminator movie .
the special effects were beyond awesome !
i totally loved it .
then we went to the kiddie place , called nickalodeon land .
there was a HUGE playroom , where you shoot balls & stuffs .
awesome , ey .
then after the universal studios closed , we went to the shops outside to buy stuffs .
& ooh , there was a coffee bean there !
yay .
there was also a chocolate factory there !
myy mom bought a whole big packet for us to eat on the bus back to the hotel .
wootwoot !
okayy . thats all i have to say .
i'll try to post more soon .
ciaociao people ! (:

omg !!
zoey told me 2 listen 2 these 2 songs ; warmness on the soul & dear god by avenged sevenfold !!
the first one wus damn nicee but a little sqeaky @ the end !!
the second one so sweet !! i love it !!
& zoey is SO addicted 2 it !!
she changed it 2 her blogsong & posted the lyrics on her blog !!
yeahh , she likes it alot !! ;DD
haiis !!
damn bored siaa !!
wondering whyy weikang hasnt called me yet !!
true , he has basketball , but usually he'd call no matter what !!
oh wells !!
bored . bored . bored . bored . bored .!!
cant w8 till sunday !!
wanna know whyy ?!
cos im goin' 2 hollywood , baybeh !!
yeahh , im gonna meet celebs , go 2 disney & scream myy lungs out on the rollercoasters !!
hahaa , aini's so jealous !!
i wish tkps could organise a trip 2 LA 4 ALL the p6s !!
that would be totally rockable !!;DD
plus , we can totally partayy all nitee long !!
& there'd be so many of us , we'd take up like , 2 whole planes !!
zoey says she wants 2 go 2 rome !!
just like in the LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE !!
awesome choicee !!
its sooooooooooooooooooo beautiful theree !!
i really love the old buildings & the people there are so friendly !!
but i prefer LA !!
its so DOPE !!
mordern buildings , disneyland & malls , here i come !!
what can i say ?!
i like the city lifee !!
tataa y'all !!
gtg finish packing myy stuffs 4 the trip !!
its gonna be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funn !!
not 2 mention totally awesome !!
the last time i wus there wus when i wus 2 years old !!
cant really remembuhh what it wus like !!
but i have some old photographs so i have a vague impression of what 2 expect !!
& according 2 myy 'rents , i used 2 LOVE the 'dumbo the elephant ' ridee !!
there wus also this mann , who operated the machines , he called me a SHORTY !!
i mean, HELLO ??!! i wus 2 years old !!
how tall did he expect me 2 be ?! 160 ?!
JEEZ !!
i mean , c'mon !! i wus only 2 years old !! of COURSE i wus short !!
if i wusnt , i'd either be abnormal or a giant !!
& im a small kidd !!
or rather , WUS a small kidd !! he had no rightt 2 bully me !!
he STILL has no right 2 bully me anyway !!
when i get back i'll show him whos the shorty !!
okayy y'all . REALLY gtg otherwise myy mom will KILL me !! toodles 2 the poodles !!

LOL .
zoeyy just signed in & she wus like ' haha im gong to sound like a complete retard but '
then i wus like ' yeahh ? '
then she said ' hell-o , what is up ? '
i wus laughing like madd !
that wus a good one .
hahaa !
cant stop laughing !
b4 that , i wus like , not even awake .
& i told aini & weikang that i needed a diet coke cos i felt DEAD .
i need something GASSY !
but the only gassy thing in myy fridge is beer . -.-"
& HELLO ?! im 12 . no beer 4 me , missy .
yeahh , well , duhh .
okayy , i am officially crapping .
like always !
hahaa ! aini called me the ' QUEEN OF CRAPINESS ' !
i feel so honoured .
would like 2 thank myy 'rents , GEMZ , & the people of crappy-land 4 helping me get this far !
muack muack y'all !
ooh , but i lost myy crown .
myy 500 diamond crown .
boo-hoo !
oh wells , gtg .
pain in the butt no. 1& 2 are calling .
toodles !

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah .
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala .
googoogaagaagoogoogaagaagoogoogaagaa .
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol .
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee .
crappycrappycrapcrap,im gonna get a heart attackk .

THE LATEST IN CRAPPY NEWS:

1) CRAPPING : GOOD 4 HEALTH !
hey,have u guyys heard the latest news ?
it turns out that crapping increases ur heart rate !
this means ,if u keep crapping ,like muahh ,
by the time u're 60 ,ur heart rate will be like , 200 times per minute ! !
aint that awesome ? !

2) CRAPPING AS A SUBJECT ? !
also , it turns out that the MOE is considering changing crapping 2 a subject !
maybe i can finally get some A*s next year !
so 4 all those people out there who love crapping , & totally rock @ it , this is fab news !

3) ANIMALS CAN CRAP TOO ? !
in crappyland ,
local farmers have discovered that when they start crapping ,
the animals join in too !
so if the farmers say something like ' oh look , myy vegetables are growing in the fridge ! ' ,
the animals will reply ' oh ! mine are too ! ' .
totally cool rightt ?

WELL , THATS ALL 4 CRAPPY NEWS 2DAYY .
THANK U VERY MUCH ,
& PLEASE JOIN US 4 ANOTHER EPISODE OF CRAPPY NEWS 2MORROW !

hahaa .
hope u all enjoyed myy crappy news .
what can i say ?
im very bored @ home .
see kids ?
this is what happens when ur parents trap u @ home .
u go crazy like me.

zoeyy a pic of all the GEMZ pics.
all of it.
but none included me.
then in the centre she wrote 'best friends','this is what best friends look like' & 'my best friends'.
so i guess im not her best friend,am i?
i guess im not part of GEMZ either.
i told myself not 2 caree.
but its really,really hard.
i cant help feeling..unwanted by them.
it really hurts.alot.
*sigh*
i just dont understand whyy theyy hate me so much.
what did i EVER do 2 them?
whyy do theyy hate me so much??!!
ugghhhh.
im so pathetic.
i cant do anything rightt.
cant even keep myy best friends.
im such a sucker.
AGHHHHHH.
whats wit the self-pity cheryl??!!
sorry,i dunno whats wrong wit me.
gone abit loco.
its myy daily ritual.

why i absolutely,positively HATE having younger brothers:

1.they're being complete PAIN IN THE ASSES all the time,24/7.

im starting 2 wonder if its their secret job.
mayybe someone pays them 2 irritate their sistuhhs.
if so,how much are they paid?
i'd like 2 get a secret job too.
except mine would be 2 murder myy bros.
hmm..wonder how much i could get paid 4 that...

2.they cry @ every single friggin' thing!

just now,my little-est bro,ethan,aka pain in the butt no.1,
was crying cos he wanted a sweet
& myy maid wouldnt let him have it cos of his sore throat.
then afterthat,he cried cos he wanted honey water,
& myy maid wus bz doing smth else.
obviously,he has lots of patience.
well done ethan.
u deserve an A*** 4 being the best irritater today.
can we have a round of applause 4 him??

3.they use inside info 2 blackmail u.

last time,myy little bro,bryan,aka pain in the butt no.2,
saw one emoticon wit the word fuck on it when i wus chatting wit nuraini.
& he found out that im still friends wit her.
except myy mom doesnt know.
so he uses that 2 blackmail me,& i have 2 oblige.
otherwise,myy friendship wit nuraini,myy bestie,will suffer.
u havent seen what myy mom can do.
nicee way 2 be popular wit myy friends,mom.
scaring away myy friends wit unfriendly-ness & unreasonable-ness.
smooth move.
u earn 10 points.

4.they're too small 2 understand sarcasm,& it flies WAY over their heads.

everytime i use sarcasm on them,they mistake it.
there wus once,when i called them 'suckers'.
then they freaked & complained 2 myy mom.
as usual.
then the polite elder sis got punished.one day ban from comp.
very nicee move bros.
getting ur sis into trouble.
trouble which U idiotic,moronic little creeps started.
& very original ideaa 4 punishment,mom.
extra 20 points 4 both the bros & the mom.

well,as much as i'd love 2 blogg more 'bout the mounting evils of having little bros,
i gtg.
but 4 the rest of u people out there who hate ur little bros,
i'll definetly post more when i can.
cos trust me,
theres aLOT more where that came from.
& 4 those who think im being mean,& stuffs,
u have obviously not met myy bros.
try living one day wit them.
but the next day if u run out of myy house screaming in fear,
dont blame me.
but u'll TOTALLY understand what i mean, when i say 'i hate myy bros'.
oh EWW. myy little-est bro/pain in the butt no.1/ethan/fatso just put his stinky foot on myy very purplish,precious,poor CHAIR.
eww.eww.& eww.
could this get any grosser?
i just told this 2 sabirahh & she said 'omg,air pollution.'
totally rightt sabirahh.
totally rightt.
okayy,im gonna go disinfect it,then scrub it wit dettol.
& spray the air with LOTS of perfume.
very much needed.
okayys people.i gotta go.
i'll try 2 post as much as i can if i can get hold of the desktop upstairs.
ooh!!just realised i got godiva chocs.
gonna go pig out.
anybody want some??
okayys,im going.
miss me,yeahh?;D