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crappycrappycrapcrap,im gonna get a heart attackk .

THE LATEST IN CRAPPY NEWS:

1) CRAPPING : GOOD 4 HEALTH !
hey,have u guyys heard the latest news ?
it turns out that crapping increases ur heart rate !
this means ,if u keep crapping ,like muahh ,
by the time u're 60 ,ur heart rate will be like , 200 times per minute ! !
aint that awesome ? !

2) CRAPPING AS A SUBJECT ? !
also , it turns out that the MOE is considering changing crapping 2 a subject !
maybe i can finally get some A*s next year !
so 4 all those people out there who love crapping , & totally rock @ it , this is fab news !

3) ANIMALS CAN CRAP TOO ? !
in crappyland ,
local farmers have discovered that when they start crapping ,
the animals join in too !
so if the farmers say something like ' oh look , myy vegetables are growing in the fridge ! ' ,
the animals will reply ' oh ! mine are too ! ' .
totally cool rightt ?

WELL , THATS ALL 4 CRAPPY NEWS 2DAYY .
THANK U VERY MUCH ,
& PLEASE JOIN US 4 ANOTHER EPISODE OF CRAPPY NEWS 2MORROW !

hahaa .
hope u all enjoyed myy crappy news .
what can i say ?
im very bored @ home .
see kids ?
this is what happens when ur parents trap u @ home .
u go crazy like me.